Koala September Newsletter and Sale
We have just introduced the worldís smallest male chastity
The Pygmy Cock Cage is so small it is
almost unimaginably small. It is about as close as you can
get to being a eunuch and still keep your cock. The Pygmy
will take all the man out of you and leave you the sissy,
cuckold or sexless being that you are.
Yes, we are busy working on new swimwear styles.
Thirteen to be exact and they will be awesome! Our goal is
to have the total collection ready for the Christmas season.
There will be bulge styles, femme styles, styles with the
great rear cut design of the Male Room,which is our best
ever selling Bikini. Yes, it is the perfect bikini in every
sense of the word. You will find interesting fabrics with
many new styles that are sure to put a smile on your face
and a wet spot on your new suits!
I would love to know how you prefer to show off your penis.
This would help guide me with future designs. What sort of
pouches do you prefer?
Ones that make your penis look as large as possible?
Ones that compress and makes the bulge extremely small
Ones that change the shape into a vagina look or completely
flat pussy style that shows off the actual shape of the
penis in a penis shaped pouch or a pouch that accentuates
the shape of the shaft with the balls in a separate pouch?
I would love to hear your views on how you like to display
that beautiful cock of yours!
Facebook and the Beach
I did it! Last month I spent a day at
the beach with a girlfriend, who not only is extremely
lovely but enjoys taking photos. I wanted to get some candid
non-model shots (me) at the beach wearing some of my
favorite designs. The photos are all being posted on my
Facebook page and some of the fun Facebook groups I have
joined. I know my body will never be close to perfect, but
it is so much fun letting that inner exhibitionist free on
The Summer of Femme
There were so many great beach days
this summer and, hopefully, we will have more, maybe right
through October. My beach day attire was split almost 50/50
between wearing micro thongs and wearing Femme style
thongs.These are all camel toe style suits, which happen to
be my personal femme favorites! Adding Femme styles to my
beach selection literally doubles the excitement of the
experience.Best of all, the experience of wearing a bulge
style suit versus a femme style suit is like night and day.
Both are uniquely different and amazing in their own ways.
Results from my ass workout routine. Itís easy to do and
anyone can get results.
You can have a better ass, but it is
going to cost you. Not in money, but definitely in the
effort needed to accomplish your goal.You will need to
invest some time, too. The good news is that anyone can do
it the benefits start happening right away and you can do it
almost anywhere. The magic word is Squats. The Beatles might
have said ďall you need is loveĒ but, if you want to improve
your ass; give it a better shape and a fuller, more
voluptuous look, then doing Squats is just what the doctor
ordered. There are literally hundreds of videos on YouTube
showing you how to do a Squat without hurting your back or
knees. But I promise your ass muscles will be sore if you do
it right. Donít worry; itís a good kind of sore.
Talking about Cock Rings and the Crazy New Snake Charmer
The first time I tried on the Snake
Charmer cock ring, I was hooked. I loved the way it handled
my cock giving a totally unique experience among cock rings.
The shaft is threaded through the two rings and, as you
start to get aroused, the magic starts to happen and you
canít help but get aroused. We started offering the Snake
Charmer just a couple of months ago and it zoomed into the
top five best-selling cock ring designs right away.
Cock Ring Crazy: This New Design is
The newest addition to our large and
ever growing collection of cock rings and cock gear is the
Gates of Hell. It is less a cock ring and way more like a
ball torture/ ball sack/ testicle cage. It offers the finest
stainless steel construction and is literally a functional
work of art once you get over the fear of trying it. I can
tell you from my personal experiences of using it that there
is nothing else quite like it. Extremely intense pleasure
mixed with a little trepidation is what you will experience.
New Product a\Alert!! The Penis Gym
If you are into shaft stretching or
interested in, possibly, enjoying a shaft stretching
workout: read on. I found a very interesting product called
The Penis Gym and I have been playing with it for weeks,
stretching my shaft for hours on end. Shaft stretching lets
the shaft be as large as is possible, whether erect or
flaccid. Itís tough work but, hey, someone has to do it
What makes this device unique is that
it uses a vacuum shaft sleeve that connects with suspenders
to let you adjust the amount of pull on the shaft. It is
totally adjustable, so you can use as little or as much
tension as you prefer. It is so comfortable that you can
wear it while working on the computer, watching TV, or just
hanging out. The vacuum formed while your shaft is in the
silicone sleeve almost feels like it is in a loverís mouth
which is always a nice feeling.
How wide can you go?
We offer the highest quality of Anal
Stretcher Plugs made in the USA, machined right here in Los
Angeles. These are beautiful but functional designs created
to help you become engaged with anal sex. Our smallest plug
1.5Ē for newbies is the perfect size to learn to enjoy anal
sex or for people with very tight holes. We go all the way
up to our new insane size, which is 3.5Ē.That is larger than
many a fist for you anal loving, high achievers out there.
There are many sizes in between these two.
I did not mean to make this newsletter so heavily anal
oriented but, WTF, our plug powered swimwear designs have
been more popular than ever. We call them plug powered
swimwear because, obviously, based on how popular and where
we ship them (everywhere in the world!), men are using them
for much more than swimwear. Think about how awesome it is,
no matter what your sexual orientation is, that you can slip
into swimwear, underwear, fun wear, club wear (for you wild
guys) or just hang out around the house wear; all the while
being fucked in the ass, non-stop, always hard, and
extremely stimulating and arousing.
Okay, just one more paragraph about anal. I need your input,
not your cock up my ass, but feedback about anal plugs. Many
guys I have talked to tell me they are into wearing these
jeweled anal plugs. I do love the way they look, and I have
in fact used them myself. They are very alluring. That said,
Iím not sure about offering them, though I do have a very
good supplier of high quality jeweled stainless steel and
aluminum butt plugs. Is this a product you want? Please let
Not all designs are available in all
sizes. Some of
the sale suits
stock items and
once they are
gone they are
gone for good,
so shop early!
There are a
designs that are
on sale for the
first time ever!
They might not
be on sale again
for quite a long
time. Make sure
to check it all
out. Fall is the
perfect time to
fall in love
with some new
styles. We are
offering some of
One of the
largest sales of
the year! We are
sales to every
three months so
it might be a
while before you
see another one.
Straws are just the start. My passion
is to clean up the planet
even if that is one straw at
a time. That said, I support
Californiaís new plan to
outlaw offering plastic
straws at restaurants. Other
than seeing tons of
cigarette butts all over
almost every beach I visit,
every part I visit, in fact,
almost any place you go,
plastic straws, run a close
second to those cigarette
butts. Theseare the items
that seem to end up all over
the place and to what end. I
think I can get by without
Peace and Love