Koala June Newsletter and Sale
Summer is almost here. It is the most
daring time of the year and, for most Koala fans, including
myself, the most fun. Slipping on a tiny swimsuit that
barely covers a thing; grabbing your favorite cock shaped
pouch suit or maybe a tiny pair of cheek exposing short
shorts is your suit of choice. It may be that crossing over
to the feminine side with one of our transformation designs
might be your pleasure. Many Koala customers and readers of
this newsletter are much like me in that they own a number
of different styles of swimwear. One day, you might feel
like showing off a nice meaty bulge. The next day, a tiny
little lady like camel toe might be the order of the day.
After all, it is widely known that variety is the spice of
life. Summer is the best time to test your boundaries and
your comfort zone. I encourage you to get out and show off
that hot bikini, sexy thong or tiny G-string, and do it in
public. Hit the beach wearing something extremely sexy, wear
that micro swimsuit on your next vacation or surprise your
friends at the next pool party and let them know what you
are really into!
Your ass can always look better with some work. I started
doing squats with a 50lb weight a couple of months ago. Five
days a week, sets of 30 reps for a total of 300 reps a day.
For the most part, I got all 300 in each day. I tried hard
not to miss. It has increased my core and leg strength but,
even better; it is reshaping my ass which something I really
wanted to do. I was looking on youtube.com and spotted this
workout. The movement made a lot of sense to me, deep squats
holding the weight between your legs. Make sure to keep
your eyes looking ahead and slightly up. Do them slowly. You
might even go onto youtube.com for butt workouts. There has
been lots of work involved but, done right, there is no
strain on the back or knees, something we donít need as we
all get older. My ass is not perfect yet, but itís getting
there and it is looking so much better I might just start
running on the beach wearing a bikini and maybe even a
thong! I see lots of ladies doing it and what is good for
them must be even more exciting for us!
There are so many new products to talk about that Iím not
sure where to start! Since it is almost summer letís start
with our three new Neoprene swimwear designs.
Our first two neoprene designs, the
Skin Diver and Wet Slut, are runaway best
sellers. That pretty much blew us away because we had no
idea how well they were going to sell.
The Skin Diver and Wet Slut have femme style
fronts that give a smooth feminine look. The three new
designs are all micro bulge styles. The bulge shapes are
small and tasty. If your cock is tiny like mine, it will
look nice and full, but still extremely small. If your cock
is medium sized or large, it will be compressed into a very
micro bulge, and you will be displayed with a much smaller
looking penis. Not totally feminine, but not extremely
masculine, either. A great pouch design to wear at any
party, beach, or poolside at any hotel.
Skin Baby Thong/Micro Bikini is a lovely micro
front pouch with a thong rear that, in a pinch, can be used
as a micro bikini.
Body Heat Bikini is a design that shows
some cheek while compressing the penis into a very small but
ample little bulge.
Beach Dazzled Bikini offers a total full back
bikini experience with a micro front bulge, while looking
totally hot in neoprene.
See these new designs at
the Neoprene Swimwear section.
Now in stock!
Black and Tan Tango Cum Dam/Head Enlargers
When you want to make any pouch look
much larger, this is the perfect addition, designed to be
used all day long. The Tango also keeps your swimsuit
from getting wet from the inside out, which means that there
is no more precum spots on your tiny spandex micro thong,
bikini, shorts or tights. We all get them because spandex is
so arousing but now everyone else does not have to see it.
Donít go on vacation without at least a couple Tangos.
Here are Some Highlights of our New Male Chastity Cages,
Cock Rings and Anal Gear
The new Rams Head Cock Ring is
a huge silicone ring in an oval shape that forces the shaft
and balls forward. Awesome for sex, great to be seen in or
the perfect way of making that not so large cock look
The new Slut Jail is one of the
most comfortable and attractive cock cages I have ever used.
It feels great and it is smooth and sexy. Talking about
smooth and sexy, your shaved cock and totally hairless
bikini area is the perfect launching pad for the new
Mission Control Lockless Chastity Cage. Created with
crystal clear silicone that molds to the shape of your cock.
The new Safe-T Cage is one of the most secure
environments to keep any possibility of sex from happening.
It looks amazing, too.
The new Pig Action Anal Stretching Plug is not only
fun for opening that tight ass, but works great as a
protective inner sleeve/fuck plug to accommodate longer and
more satisfying anal sex.
There are so many new products we have just added to
there is not a ďNew ProductĒ section, and there is a reason
for that. Virtually all our products are shown being used
with models and many of the shots show full nudity. At
Koala, we feel that is the only way to show a product; that
is showing it being used. This is totally natural to us but,
alas, many search engines and websites that we advertise on
are so afraid of male nudity that it is ridiculous. You can
show the female form just about any way you want on any
site, I love that and would not change that for the world.
Bodies should be seen and enjoyed, but there is a huge
double standard for nude men. We have been fighting that for
years and we still continue to fight it. Sorry for being so
long winded, but I need to get that out of me every once in
a while. Back to where you will find the new products on our
Look at the last couple of pages in these sections: The
Male Chastity Store, The Cock Ring Corner, Plugs and
Ass Sparks, and Neoprene Swimwear.
Letís talk about personal things we
can do that can help the
planet in little ways, but
first; let me wish you a
happy and exciting summer,
if it is summer in your part
of the world. Easy fix:
Letís stop using plastic
straws.It is such a simple
thing to do. There are so
many straws in the ocean
that it is beyond belief.
Stop using one time plastic
bags.They are such a waste
and so many of those end up
in the ocean, too. Did you
know there is a floating
garbage pile of plastic
waste in the Pacific Ocean
larger than the state of
Texas? I know; it seems
unbelievable, but do some
research on it for yourself
and you will see. Go ahead
and Google it.Be prepared to
get upset. It is obscene
that we are leaving this for
future generations. Read the
Plant Messiah. It is
a great summer book, but
more so,it is a great read
any time for any one, I
loved the story and believe
that you will, too.
Be good to yourself and be
good to the planet.
Peace and Love,