Koala April Newsletter
What would you like to see on Youtube?
I was looking at some old Youtube clips we posted years ago
and released. Lots of people have viewed them. As it warms
up I’m going to start posting new clips including some with
neoprene suits. I did a post the other day on the
mensswimwearblog.com talking about using a model. Maybe
Gabe will do it. Was just wondering if there are any special
styles you would like to see clips in Youtube clips. Feel
free to e-mail me at
I would love for you guys to post Youtube clips of
yourselves wearing micro Koala swimsuits at your favorite
spots. I would love to see them, and I would promote your
clip on the
mensswimwearblog.com if you would like. Just e-mail me
the link to your clip.
Custom Engraving on Cock Rings!
About the time you receive this newsletter, there will be an
all new option on our Made In The USA Aluminum cock rings.
Custom engraving with up to 27 letters. Say anything you
want. Feel free to mark your property, make sure he knows he
is your sissy or maybe just the love of your life. You get
the idea. It is all custom made and takes about three
working days. You will see the options with most of the
aluminum cock rings. Custom engraving runs $29.00 plus the
cost of the ring.
How is my ass coming along?
At 300 squats per day 5 days per week using a 50# dumb bell
and, after 3 weeks, I am starting to see changes. These are
changes you can see and feel. I am definitely getting a
rounder, larger and firmer butt. It’s not Kim large, but I
think it’s going to look much better this summer in a tiny
thong or g-string. I might just switch to a yellow color
suit since, in my opinion, yellow makes everything stand out
a little bit more. If you are working this hard to make your
ass a little smoother, rounder and more muscular, you might
as well be showing it off a bit this summer. In my case, it
will be more than a bit.
Neoprene is Awesome and We Are Adding More Designs
Our two neoprene swimsuits, the “Wet Slut Thong” and the
“Skin Diver Bikini”, have been two of our hottest selling
new introductions ever. We are already busy at work on three
new neoprene designs including one femme style and two new
bulge style suits. I should have the first samples by the
time this newsletter reaches you. The second they get here I
will be stripping off all my clothes and slipping them on.
That is one of the most fun things I get to do at work. Even
now, the anticipation is getting me hard.
What is the smash hit new product “Tango”?
God, I wish I had this product years ago! This is exactly
the thought that went through my mind when I first tried on
the “Tango” anyone that is used to wearing micro bikinis,
thongs, G-strings and even tights and shorts will
understand. This little silicone penis head cover is so
ingenious I wish I thought of it, but at least I found it.
It is a clear silicone cock cover that does a few things
very well. It is designed as a precum/cum catcher, which is
perfect for our sexy swimwear and workout wear that almost
forces you to spill precum. It always has and still does to
me. Wearing the Tango means never having to worry about a
big wet spot on your suit when you are at the beach, by the
hotel pool or at your next pool party. The second benefit,
in my book, might just be the first benefit on many others
men’s list. That is how much larger your cock looks in your
spandex bulge suits. It even makes my little cock big and
thick. This is a real attention getter for size rather than
the usual for being so small. (Don’t get me wrong. Most of
the time, I prefer it looking small, but it’s a nice luxury
to be able to sport a solid piece of meat.) Third, it is
flexible enough to work well with femme style suits showing
just a nub rather than a huge head when compressed down. We
have ordered our second batch of them since the first sold
out in under two weeks! The second batch will include the
original clear, but we will be adding a nude skin color
A New Design and a New Personal Favorite Ass Spark
The Tear Drop Ass Spark has always been my personal
favorite, and I have made mention of the fact in many
previous posts. The way it fits and feels is as close to
perfection that I have found when using a combo ass plug
cock ring style unit. This style of Ass Spark works
extremely well with all the plug powered swimwear designs.
Lubing up that Tear Drop end and effortlessly sliding it in
is always a delight. The standard Tear Drop Ass Spark will
always be one of my favorite go to plugs, but there is a new
big gun in town called “Tear Drop Ultra Ass Spark” The same
great design with the easiest anal entry in the business,
but with a much larger 40mm sized egg. I think I am ready to
hit the beach with even more stimulation this summer, are
Multiple Anal Orgasms Are on Tap
Whether you are new to experimenting with the pleasure of
anal sex or hard core into it, our new “Depth Charge” plug
will offer you an orgasmic filled experience that you will
want to duplicate over and over again. Many men enjoy the
possibilities of multiple orgasms that anal sex offer. The
Depth Charge is designed just for multiple orgasm anal sex.
Constructed in heavy duty stainless steel, the Depth Charge
will give you a lifetime of intense sexual gratification,
you know you really want to try anal sex. Whether you do it
yourself or enjoy the fun with a lover, the pleasure is
awesome either way.
Interesting Book: No Skin in
the Game by Nassim Taleb
Deep TV show on HBO: The Zen
Diaries of Gary Shandling
Want to stay young and
healthy? I think most of us
would like that. At times,
the simplest solutions are
the most effective. Stay
hydrated with lots of water!
Get off your ass. Keep
moving. Try not to sit for
extended periods of time.
Personally, I can’t stand
sitting. I work at a desk
that keeps me standing all
day long (Mine has a
treadmill in it, so often I
am working and walking). If
I decide to watch TV often
I will sit on a large size
exercise ball. They cost
about $15.00 bucks and you
can do a lot of core
movement even while watching
the tube. These balls are a
lot of bang for your heath
Incorporate these simple
things into your daily
routine and you will be
amazed at the positive
results in a short amount of
Peace and Love,